As seen on David Letterman last night!
10. Pinched themselves to make sure they were not dreaming
9. Make sure they get the same umpires for the rest of the year
8. Bought Rick Hazel a baseball rulebook
7. Nailed the Budweiser clydesdales
6. Got hookers
5. Checked into getting a better team name
4. Picked up 2 OTHER pitchers that throw 85 miles per hour and have 6 dominating pitches
3. Spoke to Phil Knight about NIKE merchandising deal
2. Hid all urine samples
And the Number 1 thing done by the Goats after their first Victory is....
Just got trashed on some Scarbados beer